So I finally went to the day spa for a wax yesterday. No not just any wax, a Brazilian wax! I decided that at 29 years of age it was past time for me to ditch the razor and go to a Pro. I'm sick of maintaining the field myself. But on the real it was painful. VERY PAINFUL. Luckily I had a sympathetic tech who walked me though my very first Brazilian. I was sweatin and yelpin like I was in labor.

By the time she was half done I was rationalizing that half a furry poonie was just fine and that it was workable. When she had a quarter left I was questioning my sanity and thinking: HOT WAX ON MY SPECIAL PLACE IS INSANITY! WHY AM I DOING THIS?! Then she hit me with the end all be all. She said "turn over and hold it open please" I said "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" and did as I was told and braced myself. Wow. Just wow.

Then I saw the results. I have a professional porno poonie and it's pretty :) So I'll be back next month for more torture....er.....maintenance.

Later...........