Grown & Sexy

So this weekend I spent some time in the Hamptons with my best homie and some other fantastic folks. V hosted along with her LS L and her trifflin "Soror" D (who will be hereforth referred to as Trifflin McSnark) one of the best parties I've been to in a minute. It was an elegant White Linen affair at this fantastic house in East Hampton. Me and the Zeenman drove many, many miles over 2 hours and we wouldn't have had it any other way. We had a ball. I nearly had a breakdown attempting to find a white outfit for the event. Mainly because I am in fact am no longer 98% water. I am 100% Lard. It's gross. But my outfit, which I bought the day of for an obscene sum was great and exactly what I wanted. I felt pretty and I managed not to spill on myself. I'm so proud. Especially since I'm very bad with white. I have no idea what I'll be like on my wedding day. Zeen was resplendant in his white linen. Mmmmm scrumptious!

Anyhoo, everyone looked fantastic in their elegant white attire. V was the perfect hostess, looking lovely and breezy in her gorgeous tunic and skirt combo. The only lame portion of the day was when Trifflin McSnark showed both of her buttcheeks to the party in retataliation for being:

1. Corny
2. Not cute
3. Not having any real friends like V & L have.
4. Mad she ain't pledge like the rest of us (did I say that? you damn right!)

The few folks that she did have show up were just as lame and immature as she is. To think she's older than we are. I guess she's mad about that too. Especially since we are 10x more fabulous and barely 30. Oh well, haters will be haters. V just has to remember that they all try to push us off our cloud and only will succeed if we let them. The only thing missing was fabulous S. But she's being fabulous on another continent.

I was so mad she called when I was at the party. She sounded wonderful and happy. I'm so happy for her. I'm gonna start saving for my trip now cause I have got to go see my girl with the silouette of The Alps at her back.

All in all it was a great weekend and it was great seeing some of my favorite AKAs especially my Spec JC who finally finished Law School. I only hope to be as tired and happy as she is when I finish. Of course that will have to be after I apply of course :)

That's all for now.

Later........