Yeah so, cube living hasn't improved any. The broad that referenced in a prior post, the perfume bomber, has ceased polluting the air and our lungs with her wretched scent. Now she specializes in noise pollution.
The chick gets on the phone and does marketing calls for whatever it is she does. She uses the same spiel. Over & over & over & over & over again until I decided that I would kill her just for the silence. But -I had to nip that idea in the bud since it would involve jail. It's so bad that I know her spiel. She makes reference to her 25 years of journalistic experience at random media outlets. Then she goes on about how she left CNBC for "the dark side".
Yeah. I have to fight the urge to jump up in my cube and yell: BITCH, THIS AIN'T STAR WARS!!!!! IT'S HELLLLL!!!
I always manage to shake the feeling off. Which is a good thing. I need to figure out how to tell her she's a foghorn. The thing is that she's a nice enough woman, despite her penchant for dressing a bit hookery for the office and her age. Also, the whole thing that she does in company meetings where she bogarts the whole thing talking about well....I don't know what because my brain takes flight when she starts talking.
But I digress. How do you tell someone nicely to shut the fuck up? Suggestions?
Oh well, I suppose I should go back to work. But as a sidebar, I've started gymming it again. Upgrade. I'm fucking sore. Downgrade.
It's a long weekend. Giant upgrade.
Later..........
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