How could I have waited so long to post about this?! Last Friday the bestest thing ever happened at work. No I wasn't promoted to President & CEO, nor was I honored for my everyday contributions to the well-oiled running of the organization. It was way, way better!!!!!
THEY FIRED THE WHITE TRASH RECEPTIONIST! Joy reigns throughout the land! Dude, it was fucking sweet! I missed the walk of shame HR escort off the premises though, but it doesn't even matter. I don't have to listen to that hoe Hoover management's ass anymore. I don't have to get emails with offers of knitting classes or hear her ramble on and on about how her family doesn't celebrate Halloween or some such drivel. No more of her excuses for not pulling her share. No more of having to see her all skanked up at the company parties. Oh man! It's friggin awesome!
I see you shaking your head all Dang Max, how can you be so gleeful over someone else's misfortune? You know what? She'd be doing the same thing if it were me and she'd trash my ass hardcore all over the place. I see it as Karma for shitting on folks the way she did to get "promoted". And by that I mean all the teabaging she did to the CEO to get what she wanted. So screw her! Now if they would just get rid of Cheeeeeeeeeeeez, things would be super sweet.
Later................
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