It's The Recap Jumpoff!

What up ya'll! I don't feel like doing separate posts so separate posts be damned.

Wednesday: Chilled with DQ at Joe's Pub after hitting a wickety wack mixer held by a rival chapter. Stayed out til 3 am like I was an undergrad. Bad move.

Thursday: I was hurtin after less than 4 hrs sleep since I didn't go right to bed after my mid-week chillfest since I just had to see the retards be crazy on American Idol. Sad but true. DQ got shitty news and I suggested booze (always does the trick) after getting my hair did. At the hair spot, I ran in to my best friend from 2nd grade to college, LA. I forgot that we still went to the same hair dresser since it had been ages since I saw her there. Since she had a babysitter for her son for the evening I invited her to hang. DQ comes to meet me at the salon and we do the customary salon gossip and then roll out.

It was weird but good hanging with LA. We were sort of disjointed but glimmers of the friendship we shared still poked through. We marveled at our fatness especially since I used to be stick thin (BTW I've lost 10 lbs on my diet! WOO & HOO!). We marveled at the fact that she has a son and I'm getting married. I could tell it bothered her that we just drifted apart the way we did. It was my doing of course. I can't even remember why I blew off all our years of friendship anymore. Our lives are so different now, I wonder if we could even pick up where we left off. Time will tell I suppose.

Friday: Woke up sick as a dog. Dragged my carcass to work after having a few more hours of sleep but not much more than the night before. Spent much of the day doing tedious tasks for Asshats 1 & 2, much to my delight because I love nothing more than to do stupid shit for a supposed genius brain dead asshole and a pompous horses ass. I threw in the towel and left about an hour early since the aforementioned coughing & sneezing as well as my water filled head made me feel all the more shitty. I got a cab after many many many tries and hopped in to bed and proceeded to sleep for many hours.

Saturday: More shitty and more sleeping with a voice that sounded a whole lot like Darth Vader's.

Sunday: Still feeling like the crap but struck with cabin fever, I had to get out of the house. I met up with the fabulous Angelina for brunch and a BK walkabout that ended at the Zeen & Max abode complete with cocktails, Sex & The City, & Wedding Crashers. With a guest appearance by Vic & Earl who came bearing gifts of a lovely pashmina (thanks Lil V!) and red velvet cupcake combo. I had a ball!

Which brings me to today where I am blogging from home because I'm still feeling quite shitty with the chills and the sneezing and the crappy feelings and it's raining super freezing style and I'm not interested in being out in it so I called in sick. I'm going to drag myself back to bed and the warm glow of my TV and ride the crappy weather out.

To quote Puff or Diddy or whateverthefuck he calls himself: Hate me now

Thus ending the recap jumpoff.

Later...............