Is it Bad?....

That my company has been acquired for the third time since I’ve been here.

That they said there would be no job losses and that nothing would change but in the acquiring company’s financial statements it says that they plan layoffs between now and 2008?

That the announcement was last Monday and by that Friday we didn’t get paid due to a “payroll snafu”?

That I’m apparently 13 years old for the following reasons:

1. My favorite CD right now is Justin Timberlake’s new one
2. My lip gloss is scented. Never mind that’s it’s from Victoria Secret. It might as well be Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers
3.I have an addiction to Salt and Vinegar potato chips and sunflower seeds

That I don’t really deal with the Black folks in my company.

That they are throwing shade because of it.

That I don’t give a rat’s ass because they are all corny and I would never hang out with them anyway because well….. they are corny.

That the white folks in my company assume we are all cool and know each other's whereabouts because we have that melenin thing in common.

That I come to work each day and wonder why in hell I haven’t left yet

That I really watch too much TV and I’m not ashamed of it.

That the President Douchebag is a raving nutbag. No seriously. He’s off his fucking nut.

That I’m leaving for Greece next Monday and I haven’t packed a thing.

That I look like the Yeti with my un plucked eyebrows and un waxed poonie.

That this is the best blogging I could do on a Monday morning?

Later…………….