Artificially Aged

So I'm creepin in the office a half hour late and here comes this chick all loud "MAAAAAAAAAAX! LOOK AT YOU LOOKIN LIKE A MOVIE STAR WITH THOSE SHADES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What. The. Fuck.

Now granted I did look like a bunch of fabulous in my shades, but the whole point was for me to be incognegro coming into the office so I don't get busted rolling in late. But naw, she gotta put me on front street with her damn over-familiarity. Which leads to my discussion of folk who artificially age relationships.

Zeen put me on to the term, which describes folk who act like you've known them since short pants days even though you met them like five minutes ago. That's this chick. She may have started in my co about 4 months ago and she rolls up to everyone in the office like they go way back with her. For example, I had found my wedding dress and I was talking about it to a co-worker and I was all it's white and yada, yada. This trick gonna say "Girl, you know you don't need no white dress. It should be a black one"

I'm sorry. What? I just looked at her like she was growing antlers on her head. I completely ig'd her and went back to my convo.

The thing of it is it's not that she's not a nice person, I'm sure she is but on the real I don't know you like that dawg. She stays butting in on convos to talk about bullshit. She hemmed me up for 30 minutes to talk about the decision she needed to make between getting TiVo or subscribing to the cable co's version. Seriously? I wanted to yell "I DON'T CARE!!!!!"

It's at the point that I stopped groaning internally when she shows up, I just groan externally now.

*Sigh* I don't even front now. Fuck it I think I'll just regulate her if she gets out of line. How do ya'll handle shit like this?

To quote T.I. : You Don't Know Me

Later.....................