All you want to do is choke the shit out of someone? The someone in this scenario is Zeen's boss who I will call for my purposes Trick Hoe Bitch or THB for short. This fucking bitch has been picking at Zeen and seeking ways to get him fired for a minute. Zeen works in retail so it ain't that hard to fuck someone over if you put your mind to it.
Anyway, yesterday Zeen calls me and tells me that THB struck again and that basically after failing to get him written up for, I'm not shitting you, sticky goo in the office fridge, she informed him that he has received a final warning which means that one more "misstep" and he's fired. Why? Because he took the initiative and moved a cat in to a department that needed someone. Nice? Real nice. In regular world, taking initiative is a good thing but when you work with a bunch of jealous, slack-jawed, mouth breathing GED candidates it's not such a good thing.
What pisses me off is the fact that I know, hell Stevie Wonder would know that Zeen is too fucking good for this dump of a job. The idea that he puts up with these bottom feeders fries my gizzards. I mean look at it, THB prolly makes thousands more dollars a year but she still lives in the hood with her fucking parents. She has been known to for all intents and purposes hold her subordinates hostage so she can talk about her "boyfriend" (seriously? I hear the hoe looks like something you'd find on the bottom of your shoe so who'd fuck her?) and the new truck she bought. Yeah. But you still live with the 'rents.
What does that tell me? It tells me you're a fucking loser. Oh! And she wanted to get with Zeen. He denies it but I stand by my belief that that hoe bitch wanted to get some of the Zeenman. But she was denied especially because she's a motherfucking troll and I'm the only woman in his life. I know for fact she's seen a picture of me so she knows she is no kind of competition for me. So she moved over to high snark territory.
The bitch brought shit up from 2003 to try to get Zeen on. What? Oh did I mention that because she popped this shit right before his end of year review that he won't be entitled to a bonus. A bonus that that Trick Hoe Bitch knows that we would've put towards our wedding? No? Well yeah that's what the fuck it means.
The funny shit is that Zeen is not nearly as upset as I am. When he got home last night I was full of the planning and strategizing. He was like lets lie down and chill. I ranted and he listened and I ranted some more. I even inquired about were she lives and what her full name was. Well it helps to know these things in case you know....well I just wanted to know.
All Zeen did was pull me closer and wrap his arms around me. He whispered "Thanks for having my back" and I said "Always". Then just like that, I wasn't as angry and I fell asleep.
I still want to choke that bitch. And maybe stomp her out a little. Because NO ONE fucks with my man. But I'm too cute for jail and why waste any more energy on a fugly little troll like her. I'll just keep taking deep breaths.
Later
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