Showing posts with label Politcal Fuckery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politcal Fuckery. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Live Blogging The GOP Debate with Tashie & Boom Boom (Part 2)

Boom Boom & I share our mutual horror over the Reagan Groupies Party. Here are the highlights (more misspelled shit):


Boom Boom
I hate everyone on tv and i'm out of booze
Max
My head actually hurts listening to bachmann
Max
It's almost over
Max
I'm sticking it out
Boom Boom
me too
Max
Ugh
Max
I hate them all
Boom Boom
i dont know what my reward is for dealing with this shit
Max
Maybe I'll get a job
Max
LOL
Boom Boom
I lost Jeff 20 minutes ago.
Max
psych
Max
Zeen's still hanging on
Boom Boom
he'd rather call his parents than listen to this shit
Boom Boom
hahaha
Max
lol
Boom Boom
perry is a fucking idiot
Max
I hate him
Boom Boom
does he have have the balls to defend the death penalty in Texas????????
Boom Boom
FUCK THIS
Max
He's defending that book so why not
Boom Boom
"When you have committed henious crimes and new evidence arises that you didnt actually do it, we will kill you anyway!"
Max
I should have whipped a roll at Mitten's head when I had the chance
Max
I saw him at the Boathouse
Max
I should've done it
Boom Boom
Oh lord I would have applauded you and also bailed you out
Max
LOL
Max
He's such a fake ass
Boom Boom
word
Max
They clapped for excecutions!!!!!
Boom Boom
also - if zombie reagan were still in charge, you'd have two jobs!!
Max
LOL
Boom Boom
get on that science!!
Max
Um
Max
no science
Max
just Jesus
Boom Boom
this audience is worse than michelle bachman's hair
Boom Boom
lol
Boom Boom
rick perry prayed to god for rain and he sent fire
Max
He's really bigging himself up for killing people
Max
I'm fucking done
Boom Boom
Ron Paul is crazier now than he was an hour and a half ago
Max
LOL
Boom Boom
he is! He loved killing people
Boom Boom
I think we made it!!!!
Max
I'm a bit behind
Boom Boom
you're almost there.
Boom Boom
you can do it.
Max
it's a fucking marathon
Boom Boom
im putting on big brother - I need something more intelligent than what I just watched
Max
My head hurts
Boom Boom
i'm still in shock that these people APPLAUDED the executions of other human beings.
Boom Boom
like several times
Max
Dude..
Max
Like loudly applauding it
Max
My brain melted
Boom Boom
i hate this country sometimes
Max
Girl
Max
These assholes think they'd make a better president than Obama
Max
THEM
Boom Boom
they're fucking crazy
Max
I can't
Boom Boom
they actually believe the crap they’re spewing
Max
the worst part is that he could lose
Boom Boom
I love that they think the lack of government movement is bc obama cant lead when its actually the fact that the GOPS in Congress are fucking toddlers throwing a temper tantrum
Boom Boom
i know. I will leave if perry gets elected
Max
Oh I'm fucking gone
Max
you are so right
Boom Boom
lets move to an island
Max
that fucking shit about this being his economy is pure fuckery
Boom Boom
word
Max
The only good thing about this is that Bachmann and Big Gay Marcus might be outtie
Max
Also can I say I hate Cain
Boom Boom
i kind of cant wait until that bomb drops
Max
with his 9 pizzas 9 topings 9 dollars fuckery
Boom Boom
cain? 9-9-9
Max
HATE
Max
i hate the way he talks
Boom Boom
hee. someone on gawker thought it was a pizza takeout special
Boom Boom
he wants to model our SS on Chile!!
Max
I think he's using old marketing materials from Godfather's Pizza
Max
Dude
Max
I need him to go sit in the corner with Bachmann
Boom Boom
him, newt, santorum, perry, michelle, ron, mittens... oh wait, that's all of them
Max
LOL
Max
On that Social Security thing that Ricky Goodhair pulled, I know I'm not getting that shit. It doesn't mean that the folks who can get it now shouldn't
Boom Boom
exactly.

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Congrats to those of you who subjected yourselves to the actual live debate. We survived and didn't scratch our eyes out or anything! I'm off to take a pill or drink something for the pain of being exposed to such high levels of fuckery for such a long period of time. I'll holla.

Later....
 

Live Blogging The GOP Debate with Tashie & Boom Boom (Part 1)

My head still actually hurts from watching that shit. My political homies Tashie & Boom Boom made it somewhat bearable.  Here are the highlights (keep in mind that mad stuff is misspelled):

Tashie & I going in on the ham fisted fuckery that is the Republican turdfest masquerading as a debate:


Tashie
i need shoes to throw at the tv
Max
OMG
Tashie
i should have watched dallas diva's
Max
Newt is killing me
Max
The fuck should the president come to the fucking Regan library to do anything

Tashie
rick sanitary napkin is making me hurl
Max
He's the fucking worst
Max
Rick AnalSpooge
Tashie
michelle bochulism is silent...just like i want her to remain
Max
They are all horrible people
Tashie
Where are the natural disasters when you need them?
Max
And the Spook Who Sits By The Door
Max
seriously!
Tashie
Can i get an earthquake now?
Max
A tsunami
Max
Romney is a fucking bitch
Max
he knows that shit he put in place in MA worked
Tashie
I mean can't the San Andres open up and swallow the Regan library
Max
He refuses to own it
Max
The only survivor I want is Brian Williams
Max
I love him
Tashie
LMAO
Tashie
bachulisms hair doesn't move
Tashie
it's like she has a gallon of spritz
Tashie
on it
Max
she's got the crazy eyes for reals
Max
she's got Stiff Stuff on that shit
Tashie
she has her jerseylious game going for real
Max
word
Tashie
Ron Paul looks like the Perdue chicken man

Tashie
if he clucks...i'm outta here
Max
LOL
Max
There's more crackers in there than in a bowl of soup
Tashie
DIES
Max
And the spook is the lone raisin in the soup
Tashie
I.Can't.Breeve!
Max
Ass Spooge
Max
that guy is for real talking in the 3rd person
Tashie
Why can't that Boeing 747 reactivate right now
Max
I like how all of a sudden everyone gives a shit about black folks poverty
Max
LOL
Tashie
it's amazing how people have promoted Double R to sainthood
Max
YES
Max
he was the fucking worst
Max
There are at least 3 gay related things on that stage

Tashie
I can hear Amy now


Tashie
what kind of FUCKERY IS THIS

Max
YES
Max
Did Ron Paul really say that getting rid of the minimum wage would be good for the poors?
Max
Go sit down old man

Max
The tongue baths they keep giving Double R though

Tashie
Rick Sanitation Dept gets on my nerves with his fake emotions
Max
Soc Sec is a ponzi scheme ya'll
Max
He needs to go quietly in to the night and start a new business branding lube
Tashie
DIES
Max
I'm totes blogging this
Max
just so you know.
Tashie
HAHAHA
Max
My hatred and need to beat ass has been transferred to Rick Perry from Sarah Palin
Tashie
LOL

Max
Every time he opens his mouth I want to wreck him
9:04 PM
Tashie
Facebook is failing to let me put a status up
Tashie
I spoke ill of the god that is Ronald Reagan and I’ve been blacklisted
Max
LOL
Max
I posted something shady just now
Max
easy peasy
Tashie
but u didn't talk about double r
Tashie
that's one of the 10 commandments
Max
I love how republicans hate government unless it's about women's uteruses, guns and shit, & corporate handouts
Tashie
yeah
Max
They about them babies in utero
Max
when they come out the cooch all bets are off
9:17 PM
Max
I like how they have the Latin come out to ask about immigration
Max
classy
Tashie
yep
Max
So Michelle talked to all the Hispanics
Tashie
well all the Cubans
Max
oh they count then
Tashie
only the blanco Cubans count in the US
Max
Illegal immigrants pay taxes you fucks
Max
Ah yes
Max
the ones that pretend that the browner folks in their families don't exist
Tashie
yep
Max
Huntsman, if Double R was here, he wouldn't know where the fuck he was
Tashie
He'd be peeing on the stage
Max
LMAO
Tashie
can't you imagine him wandering back and forth
Max
Also too, the kind of jobs that immigrants do and the jobs that folk want are NOT the same
Max
I'm not cooking nobody's food in nobody's kitchen
Max
I'm not scrubbing anyone's floors either. Don't let the success of The Help fool you.
Tashie
LOL
Tashie
LOLOL
Tashie
LOLOL
Tashie
i haven't watched that movie
Tashie
nor do I plan to
Max
I haven't yet
Tashie
my mama keeps trying to get me to go
Max
I'm reading the book
Tashie
I say no
Max
it's painful
Max
I was curious
Max
Also
Max
Reagan is liberal in comparison to these fucks
Tashie
Why are the black people the ones late on toddlers and tiaras?
Tashie
sigh
Max
I don't believe you watch that shit
Tashie
yep
Tashie
I keep flipping back and forth
Tashie
and every time I turn to the debate
Tashie
they are on the same question
Tashie
they've been talking about taxes for 30 minutes
Tashie
vags, immigrants and taxes
Tashie
they hate those three
Max
LOL
Max
and Obama
Max
they hate him too
Tashie
they think he's a vag immigrant
Tashie
so they get double points
Max
LOL
Tashie
for hating him
Tashie
LOL!
Max
You stupid
Tashie
LOLOL
Max
Perry is still saying climate change ain't real
Tashie
he has a gay lisp
Tashie
i think think he's hiding something
Max
Yep. A love of peen.


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Hang on to your nads folks! Part two with Boom Boom & I follows in the next post.

Later...