Excuse me while I rant.

I am fully and utterly disgusted. I just came from the GAP. The monochromatic paradise that it is. I just tried on some jeans. 2 pairs of the same damn jean in different color washes and the friggin things don't fit. Never mind that I have the SAME FRIKKEN JEANS at home in the same damn size and they fit fine. I know that due to crapulent food choices, my ass has in fact grown to the size of a small third-world country. But come on! Can I get an explanation as to why in hell the jeans don't fit?

Why is it that despite the major booty phase that is going on right now, designers haven't caught on to the fact that real women don't look like the anorexic coat-hangers that they shove down the catwalks?

I refuse to become one of those moronic women who eats like an ant to fit into some unrealistic mold!

However, I will do some exercise and lose the spare tire that I've been carrying around. But don't get it twisted folks, I'm going to eat. I don't think that being thin enough to show your ribcage is a healthy and wholesome beauty standard to aspire to.

It simply won't do for me to be a chunky but funky bride. It just won't do.

See how I did that? Totally ranted about unreal standards and then got all status-quoish. That's me, I'm yin and yang baby!

Rant ended.

Til next time......