I'm Hung the Fuck Over

Seriously, I'm fucking dry as the Sahara and I'm at work. The lights are too fucking bright. But I had the best time!!!!! Me and my Sorors went to a Shecky's event in The Bowery and then on to the Belmont Lounge. Many, many, many drinks were had. And it was good.

What I need right now other than to lie down, is for my boss not to be high maintanance. I can't hack it today. It's bad enuff that I rolled into the piece 35 minutes late. Wearing jeans and flip flops and of course who is the very first person I see? The HR Director. High five Max! Then I get greeted by an email from Asshat #1 requesting that I make reservations for him at the Fig and Olive.

I've been amusing myself by calling it the Cock and Balls. I'm still laughing about it. Oh geez, I am so friggin tired. Thank god I'm only here til 1 pm today (Yay summer hours!)

Here's an amusing exchange between me and a co-worker regarding Cheeeeeeese:

WageSlave500 (me): working on what all morning? annoying people? If so, then kudos Cheese!
Co Worker: LOL....i swear she gets louder by the minute...at this rate the kid that her parents adopted (or whatever) from Mongolia will hear her
WageSlave500: LOL
WageSlave500: Damn I can imagine how loud and annoying that child will become if Cheese is any indication
Co Worker: oh lod
Co Worker: lord
WageSlave500: poor kid
Co Worker: never again will Mongolia allow any of its citizens to the US
WageSlave500: LOL
Co Worker: we should have a Mongolian adopt the cheese and ship her there
Co Worker: i'm sure if we asked around, we could get enough people to chip in for her airfare
Co Worker: we could have her on a one way flight tonight
WageSlave500: I'm down. Mortgage be damned. I'll even get her visa if she needs one
Co Worker: LOL
Co Worker: just tell her XX is launching an office in Mongolia and they want her to headup the Media practice
WageSlave500: it's brilliant!!!!
Co Worker: they want it to be the hub for Food & Beverage clients and they need a "Foodie" to run it
WageSlave500: LOL!!!!
WageSlave500: Yes, she can become Mongolian Cheese
Co Worker: LOL
WageSlave500: mmmm stinks so good!
Co Worker: LMAO

*sigh* I'm too tired for anything.

Later........................